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The Rev. Falwell's moral majority has a lot of computers and has
recently been using them to get truth from the bible.  They decided
to make a special appeal for funds to well-to-do Christians, so they
asked their program what criterion to use for a rich man.  Their
program replied that a rich man is someone who can afford to buy
a camel and have it homogenized and squirted through the
eye of a needle.

cartooon

	St. Peter in front of terminal with the sins of an 
applicant displayed on the screen.

	A vast scene of applicants to enter heaven.  A big sign in
many languages saying "Take a number and wait till your number
is called".  Many booths as in an immigration control station at
an airport.  Devils at the side with handcuffed losers.

Story about bureaucracy in the immigration office in heaven.  Dealings
with the devils who take away sinners.  Sometimes the devils delay
accepting a particular sinner for centuries.

Cartoon with God at a terminal designing a world.